:p I regret most of the content/jokes here. 40% of which are cringe-worthy. This is not a blog that I'd want my nephews/nieces ...or anyone to read, actually. but it's still up here because of sentimental reasons. The blog took a lot of time to build & I just don't have the heart to delete it. If you do find the jokes funny - I'm happy to know that they're entertaining. Otherwise, here's a more "proper" one http://coffee-choc.blogspot.com ...prob not as funny, mainly about chocolates and coffee and food & music

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

30 Of The Most Creative Business Cards Ever

Source:
http://www.boredpanda.com/creative-business-card-designs/

30 Of The Most Creative Business Cards Ever

A good business card definitely won’t ensure your success, but it sure can help! It can make all the difference in the first impression that you have on someone, or whether or not you leave an impression at all, so here are 30 cleverly-designed business cards that will get you thinking about how you might want to present yourself!
Many of us are probably guilty of accepting business cards out of politeness and then just throwing them away or forgetting about them (I know I am). These cards, however, stay with you – psychologically or physically. Some have been cleverly designed to double as useful tools, product samples or funny little toys, while others manage to make a point about the person on the card that will stick more than just a name and an address.
With the emphasis placed on networking these days, it’s more important than ever to stand out of the crowd – and here are a few good ideas for how to do it! For other great examples of creative marketing and design, check out our packaging and bagvertising posts.

1. Cosmetic Surgeon Business Card


Advertising Agency: Demner, Merlicek & Bergmann, Vienna, Austria

2. Yoga Trainer Business Cards


Advertising Agency: Marked for Trade

3. Cheese Grater Business Card


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Advertising Agency: JWT, Brazil

4. Tearable Divorce Lawyer Business Card

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Notice that the card has contact information on both sides.

5. Yoga Mat Business Card


A simple, yet very creative business card for Vancouver yoga center. The card rolls just like a yoga mat.

6. Fitness Trainer’s Tearable Business Card

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Zohra Mouhetta helps you strip away your belly! (Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett, Dubai, United Arab Emirates)

7. Designer’s Seed Packet Business Card



Designed by Jamie Wieck

8. Circumciser’s Business Card


Advertising Agency: Agency: Healthy People by Grey, Istanbul, Turkey

9. Event Photographer’s Viewfinder Business Card


10. Dentist’s Cavity Business Card


Designed by Michael Häne & Remo Caminada

11. Stretchy Personal Trainer’s Business Card

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If you want to see the text on this business card, you have to do a little stretching exercise.

12. Hair Dresser Business Cards




Designed by Igor Perkusic

13. Cigarette Filter Business Card

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Advertising Agency: Bos, Toronto, Canada

14. Buy/Sell Investment Representative Business Cards

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Advertising Agency: Rethink, Canada

15. Yoga Center Straw

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Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett, Shanghai, China

16. Sommelière Wineglass Business Card



Designed by Caserne

17. Your Own Personal Lego Agent



18. Picture Frame Business Card


Advertising Agency: Piko, Moldova

19. Stylish Transparency Business Card



Designed by Dario Monetini

20. Makeup Business Card



Advertising Agency: OpusMúltipla, Curitiba, Brazil

21. Toy Chair Business Card



Advertising Agency: DDB, Brazil

22. Miniature Plumber’s Plunger With Contact Information


23. Seed Packet Business Card


Advertising Agency: Struck, USA

24.Bike Multi-Tool Business Card



Designer: Rethink Canada

25. Classic Rock Theme Business Card


This groovy hair salon comb plays a classic rock theme when rubbed by fingernail, using the same principle as a musicbox comb. (Advertising Agency: Fabio Milito design, Roma, Italy)

26. Transformable Cargo Box Business Card

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Advertising Agency: Y&R, São Paulo, Brazil

27. Restaurant Salt Shaker Business Card


Designed by flux

28. Survival Training Dried Meat Business Card


Advertising Agency: Rethink, Vancouver, Canada

29. Tennis Business Card


Advertising Agency: Publicis, Brazil

30. Grillable Business Card




Image credits: adsoftheworld.com

 

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Ali G's video about Wales

This video is inappropriate...but I couldn't help but find this to be funny, "When you hear the word Wales, you probably think of the fish with the biggest dick in the ocean, but it is also the name of a country that is only 200 miles from Britain...."

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Bruno's funny interview with fashion designer

Yet another prank video by Sacha Baron Cohen's "Bruno". The mere sight of Bruno"dog collar" fashion accessory is enough to make anyone laugh


Friday, June 29, 2012

Funny, shocking (not for the faint-hearted:p): Bruno Visits a Psychic

Another funny Bruno video:) The over-the-top German accent is quite entertaining

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Google search results for "douche bank"

:p So...about a year ago a friend in the real estate industry here in NYC, Kayla, told me that Deutsche Bank is sometimes jokingly called the "douche bank".
I was curious about how widespread the joke is...
So I typed "douche bank" in the Google search box, and this was what I got :p Yes, true enough- Deutsche Bank






Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Fav. Sacha Baron Cohen's interview (Bruno)- Funny :)

One of the funniest SBC videos :) - where the character Bruno was playing prank on parents at a baby photoshoot audition. My fav. part:-
 
Bruno: Does your baby always have to be in a car seat,
or can she just, like, freestyle it?
  
Parent: Yeah. You can freestyle it,
put her in a car seat. Whatever.
  
Bruno: If it looks better without the car seat...
  
Parent: Of course. Of course.


Bruno: Is your baby comfortable with bees,
wasps and hornets?

Parent: George is comfortable with everything.
He's fine.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Cute "panda kamasutra" cup :D


I'd like to share pics of my fav. drinking cup, and the wonderful illustrations of panda sex positions :p :p Do not try this at home!
:) :D When I saw this cute "panda kamasutra"cup, I simply had to 'steal' it from my roommate (by 'roommate' i mean 'flatmate/housemate'. Aiyoyo...Mi no comprende American English sometimes. In other parts of the world, 'roommate' = someone who shares the same room. Here in "US and A" (quote Sacha Baron Cohen'sinfamous character Borat), roommate = everyone in the same apartment.