:p I regret most of the content/jokes here. 40% of which are cringe-worthy. This is not a blog that I'd want my nephews/nieces ...or anyone to read, actually. but it's still up here because of sentimental reasons. The blog took a lot of time to build & I just don't have the heart to delete it. If you do find the jokes funny - I'm happy to know that they're entertaining. Otherwise, here's a more "proper" one http://coffee-choc.blogspot.com ...prob not as funny, mainly about chocolates and coffee and food & music

Friday, April 25, 2014

21 Food Hacks That’ll Make You Run For The Kitchen

Source:
http://themetapicture.com/21-food-hacks-thatll-make-you-run-for-the-kitchen/

21 Food Hacks That’ll Make You Run For The Kitchen

1.) Make easy cheesy bread with an already-baked loaf.
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2.) Breakfast just got interesting.
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3.) Use a peeler to create pretty lemon flowers.
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4.) Melted banana split? Yes please.
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5.) Use an apple corer on potatoes for quick wedges.
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6.) No more sticky popsicle hands.
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7.) Making ice cream sandwiches is easy, if you have a hot, sharp knife.
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8.) Put the egg in the burger. You’ll thank us later.
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9.) Taco holders!
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10.) Swirly cake is actually easier than it looks.
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11.) Bacon. Pancakes.
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12.) Use a clothespin to make chopsticks foolproof.
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13.) Cheap hangers… or chip clips?
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14.) Bye-bye, strawberry stems.
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15.) Bees think they own your drinks. Use muffin/cupcake liners to stop them.
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16.) Carefully use a balloon and melted chocolate for a fancy, edible bowl.
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17.) Electric carving knife + bundt cake pan = easy corn on the cob obliteration.
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18.) There’s a new way to peel oranges.
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19.) Wet your fingers. Get the shell out.
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20.) AKA, heaven on earth.
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21.) Snacking just got awesome.
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Thursday, April 24, 2014

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

30 Of The Most Creative Business Cards Ever

Source:
http://www.boredpanda.com/creative-business-card-designs/

30 Of The Most Creative Business Cards Ever

A good business card definitely won’t ensure your success, but it sure can help! It can make all the difference in the first impression that you have on someone, or whether or not you leave an impression at all, so here are 30 cleverly-designed business cards that will get you thinking about how you might want to present yourself!
Many of us are probably guilty of accepting business cards out of politeness and then just throwing them away or forgetting about them (I know I am). These cards, however, stay with you – psychologically or physically. Some have been cleverly designed to double as useful tools, product samples or funny little toys, while others manage to make a point about the person on the card that will stick more than just a name and an address.
With the emphasis placed on networking these days, it’s more important than ever to stand out of the crowd – and here are a few good ideas for how to do it! For other great examples of creative marketing and design, check out our packaging and bagvertising posts.

1. Cosmetic Surgeon Business Card


Advertising Agency: Demner, Merlicek & Bergmann, Vienna, Austria

2. Yoga Trainer Business Cards


Advertising Agency: Marked for Trade

3. Cheese Grater Business Card


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Advertising Agency: JWT, Brazil

4. Tearable Divorce Lawyer Business Card

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Notice that the card has contact information on both sides.

5. Yoga Mat Business Card


A simple, yet very creative business card for Vancouver yoga center. The card rolls just like a yoga mat.

6. Fitness Trainer’s Tearable Business Card

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Zohra Mouhetta helps you strip away your belly! (Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett, Dubai, United Arab Emirates)

7. Designer’s Seed Packet Business Card



Designed by Jamie Wieck

8. Circumciser’s Business Card


Advertising Agency: Agency: Healthy People by Grey, Istanbul, Turkey

9. Event Photographer’s Viewfinder Business Card


10. Dentist’s Cavity Business Card


Designed by Michael Häne & Remo Caminada

11. Stretchy Personal Trainer’s Business Card

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If you want to see the text on this business card, you have to do a little stretching exercise.

12. Hair Dresser Business Cards




Designed by Igor Perkusic

13. Cigarette Filter Business Card

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Advertising Agency: Bos, Toronto, Canada

14. Buy/Sell Investment Representative Business Cards

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Advertising Agency: Rethink, Canada

15. Yoga Center Straw

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Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett, Shanghai, China

16. Sommelière Wineglass Business Card



Designed by Caserne

17. Your Own Personal Lego Agent



18. Picture Frame Business Card


Advertising Agency: Piko, Moldova

19. Stylish Transparency Business Card



Designed by Dario Monetini

20. Makeup Business Card



Advertising Agency: OpusMúltipla, Curitiba, Brazil

21. Toy Chair Business Card



Advertising Agency: DDB, Brazil

22. Miniature Plumber’s Plunger With Contact Information


23. Seed Packet Business Card


Advertising Agency: Struck, USA

24.Bike Multi-Tool Business Card



Designer: Rethink Canada

25. Classic Rock Theme Business Card


This groovy hair salon comb plays a classic rock theme when rubbed by fingernail, using the same principle as a musicbox comb. (Advertising Agency: Fabio Milito design, Roma, Italy)

26. Transformable Cargo Box Business Card

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Advertising Agency: Y&R, São Paulo, Brazil

27. Restaurant Salt Shaker Business Card


Designed by flux

28. Survival Training Dried Meat Business Card


Advertising Agency: Rethink, Vancouver, Canada

29. Tennis Business Card


Advertising Agency: Publicis, Brazil

30. Grillable Business Card




Image credits: adsoftheworld.com