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Friday, September 11, 2009

The beauty of female anatomy

Had a highly memorable after-work voyeuristic session at Showgirls ;p
and yes, Kiwi girls are much more beautiful than what I saw in photos :)
 (Image source: AllPosters)
Unfortunately, we're not allowed to take photos inside the strip club.
So, I can only describe this wonderful experience in words... ;)

Entrance is free for girls if you're there "early" - say, at about 9pm
The club is open at about 8/ 8.30pm.
You have to be aged 18 above to enter a strip club

Do EAT before you enter a strip club. They don't serve popcorns :(
No nachos, peanuts, potato crips, kebab, burgers or anything else to munch on. Just drinks...
The drinks are expensive too!
But it's a worthwhile experience:)
The dancers are absolutely beautiful:) - not all of them are Kiwi girls. Some are Europeans, some are Russians.

My favourites are the classic blonde/blue eye beauties...and yes, the girls do have nice, soft pink colour nipples ;) smooth cream-coloured skin.

& yes,... girls are allowed to touch the dancers;) hehe
but you have to tip them using special "Showgirls dollars" which you obtain from the bar.
I touched two girls, a Kiwi blondie (the  tanned, beach girl type with big boobs) and a dark-haired Hungarian beauty (Please don't tell my Dad;p)
I was sitting in the front row. The Hungarian girl danced seductively at the metal pole, and then came up to me took off her pink-colour fluorescent leotard.
I blushed ;p hehe
My co-workers were so mischievous. They made me put some "Showgirls Dollar" on the girl's boobs.
She squeezed her boobs, kissed me *blush blush blush* and said "thank you" coyly - in her exotic accent.
I was spellbound.
Before I knew it, I stammered and muttered something like, "You - I like you -.. is good - the dance" *blush*
(Ermm, don't ask me why I was nervous ;p... To be honest, I don't know why. After all, she's a girl, I'm a girl. She has boobs, I have boobs too. and I've done bra shopping with my friends so many times...it's not my first time seeing a girl naked, up-close)
I asked, 'Where are you from?"
She said, "Hungary"
I thought she's Egyptian - she looks a bit like the actress in Cleopatra (TV series) - Leonor Varela
 
Leonor Varela - actress
(Image source: SkyRock.net)

22 comments:

  1. wow, i wanna go there now, want to touch those kiwi beauties. do they also give special service?

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  2. white house is great fun - nowhere near as sleazy/dirty as you'd expect.
    but there is food...you can buy steak sandwiches etc fresh off the bbq on the upstairs balcony :-)
    (damn, now i sound like i'm a regular there...)

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  3. Love it!!.. haha...

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  4. Different culture...different outlooks on sexuality. Strip clubs & nudity are considered as sleazy in Asian countries but from what I've seen here, pole dancing & striptease is a form of Art - I have to confess that I quite enjoyed the dances ;p

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  5. Hi there! So what have you been up to besides posting porn on your blog! ;-)

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  6. oh, i love your latest blog entry lol

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  7. i think strip clubs are strange places ;);)

    i've been to a few, but they don't have the intended affect on me lol

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  8. i've been exposed to beautiful women constantly, so takes a little more than flesh and dancing to catch my atttion

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  9. show girls, mermaids, whitehouse, the striptease bar, and there are a few out in the suburbs

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  11. .... intimacy is something i find very sexy...

    i guess i'm more a sensual/ sexual person like that

    i think sensuality is more important;) thats how i'd best describe myself...sensuality enhances sexuality lol

    it's the chemistry between 2 people thats the most vital ;);)

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  12. the market is currently quite quiet. This is for various reasons, the most significant one being the economic down turn within New Zealand.

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  13. well, i kinda think that that is mostly due to the fact that in most asian countries there hasn't really been a cultural revolution like the one that took place in the western world in the 1960s/1970s...a friend of mine is 33 and a doctor of dentistry and she can't sleep at her boyfriend's place cause they're not married - a scenario that doesn't happen in the western world unless you look at religious groups like the jehova's witnesses, the amish, etc.

    it seems like there has never really been a "free love" kind of thing in east asia - so all things sexual are way out of bounds and stigmatized...which inevitably pushes them into the niche of sleaze/filth/drugs/crime etc.

    just my perception - if i'm wrong, let me know :-)...

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  14. i'm loving the pics of those naked girls... you should put more pics up

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  15. Mmm...sof pick nipples

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  16. Different culture...different outlooks on sexuality. Strip clubs & nudity are considered as sleazy in Asian countries but from what I've seen here, pole dancing & striptease is a form of Art - I have to confess that I quite enjoyed the dances ;p

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  17. well, i kinda think that that is mostly due to the fact that in most asian countries there hasn't really been a cultural revolution like the one that took place in the western world in the 1960s/1970s...a friend of mine is 33 and a doctor of dentistry and she can't sleep at her boyfriend's place cause they're not married - a scenario that doesn't happen in the western world unless you look at religious groups like the jehova's witnesses, the amish, etc.

    it seems like there has never really been a "free love" kind of thing in east asia - so all things sexual are way out of bounds and stigmatized...which inevitably pushes them into the niche of sleaze/filth/drugs/crime etc.

    just my perception - if i'm wrong, let me know :-)... Read More

    on another note, have you seen the current pole dancing world champion? bloody impressive -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3i7dGwQboI

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  18. Asian countries has lost our perception of sexuality. Asians were very advanced in sexuality in the past. We have got the kamasutra, perfume garden, etc... sadly we not in touch with them now...

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  19. except behind closed doors.. ;)

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  20. sexuality is in the closet

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  21. which is strange, cause it's the lowest level of maslow's hierarchy of needs - google it if you don't know what i mean. but seriously, on the lowest level, it's all about the "eat, sleep and reproduce"...and i've got no idea why some people seem to feel the urge to pretend that that's not the case.

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