But we don't have a choice!
We either choose to take the sausages - or we get nothing at all!
You see, I just purchased a 2,000 text-messages-per-month package which cost $10, but I can only send those texts to Vodafone numbers.
So, that's almost like being fed 75 sausages per day!
Vodafone, do you seriously think that I can send 75
Do you really think that other loyal Vodafone users will appreciate your... ermm... "generosity"?
Or do you not care at all?
Perhaps Vodafone really doesn't care about me at all :( *sob sob*
He probably has more than 2.5 million girlfriends (and boyfriends) in New Zealand alone - and more in the UK, Australia, and other parts of the world.
Vodafone darling, it is appalling when a huge MNC like you neglect corporate social responsibility. Do you know the extent of your decisions to consumers out there?
There's 4.3 million population in New Zealand. What if we get arthritis from the constant texting?
So, why don't you consider offering side drinks and salad together with the sausages? - eg, lower call rates + free calls to Vodafone numbers + 500,
Use common sense, darling
Give your gf something that she needs
- don't just give for the sake of showing that you are 'trying to give'
That's so not gentleman. You're worse than Wilson Parking!
Vodafone, we've been together for 6 weeks now. If you don't start showing that you love me, I'll have to start seeing Telecom
(Vodafone probably thinks, "Who cares? If you go to Telecom, you won't even be getting any sausages!)
Why are they so mean?