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Friday, August 21, 2009

Penis-shaped sanitary bin at Lumley Centre, 88 Shortland Street

Other articles: Condom-like stationery

Is the Lumley Centre owned by a Chinese Feng Shui enthusiast?
Not only is this funky office building located on 88 Lumley Street...
The sanitary bins also take on a very very very phallic representation ;p
Not sure if my wine connoisseur feminist friend Michele will approve of it ;p hehe
Why we suspect that Lumley Centre's owner is crazy about Feng Shui:-
1) 8 symbolizes "wealth" and "prosperity", according to the unscientific theories of Feng Shui
" 88 " is hence, a symbol of "double happiness", "double prosperity"

2) There are plants on every corner of the building.
It's almost like a mini jungle within a concrete structure


  1. "Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink" lmao nah, just kidding

  2. I guess not everyone has a dirty mind. those who do seem to see penises in every single object

  3. The very deep did rot : O Christ !
    That ever this should be !
    Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
    Upon the slimy sea.

  4. Sanderson Felisberto MoraisAugust 22, 2009 at 2:12 AM

    It looks more like giant OB. What do you think?