:p I regret most of the content/jokes here. 40% of which are cringe-worthy. This is not a blog that I'd want my nephews/nieces ...or anyone to read, actually. but it's still up here because of sentimental reasons. The blog took a lot of time to build & I just don't have the heart to delete it. If you do find the jokes funny - I'm happy to know that they're entertaining. Otherwise, here's a more "proper" one http://coffee-choc.blogspot.com ...prob not as funny, mainly about chocolates and coffee and food & music

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Honey, I SHRUNK McD's burgers !

McD's Fillet-o-Fish Burger looks so pathetic that I almost had to cry when I looked at it.
McD darling, have some common sense, pleeez...
How can the burger's diameter be smaller than the diameter of the already-very-tiny plastic cup? aiyoyo...

Fair enough, I understand that you got into a lot of trouble because of unflattering revelations in the film "Super Size Me", but you don't have to start Mini-Me-ing your burgers, do you?

(Source: Wikipedia)
"Super Size Me is a 2004 American documentary film directed by and starring Morgan Spurlock, an American independent filmmaker.
Spurlock's film follows a 30-day time period (February to beginning of March 2003) during which he eats only McDonald's food.
The film documents this lifestyle's drastic effects on Spurlock's physical and psychological well-being, and explores the fast food industry's corporate influence, including how it encourages poor nutrition for its own profit.
Spurlock dined at McDonald's restaurants three times per day, eating every item on the chain's menu. He also always "super-sized" his meal if given the option—but only if it was offered.
Spurlock consumed an average of 20.92 megajoules or 5,000 kcal (the equivalent of 9.26 Big Macs) per day during the experiment.
As a result, the then-32-year-old Spurlock gained 24½ lbs. (11.1 kg), a 13% body mass increase, a cholesterol level of 230, and experienced mood swings, sexual dysfunction, and fat accumulation to his liver."

Coffee + Mini-Me burger + hash brown = 9 bucks
*shakes head*
I wouldn't be complaining if you hadn't shrunk the size of the burger to half its original size...

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